Which would be helpful right now seeing as my morning wood is becoming painful. I don’t have trouble getting women, but I still spend most of my nights with my right hand. I’d say I am a fairly attractive guy, 6 3” with short black hair, pale skin and blue eyes. Well, I don’t have a college degree and apparently most work places require those. Yeah, I know, living the dream, no need to judge. My name is Eric Piper I am 23 am currently unemployed, living with my mom and her boyfriend, my dad left us when I was 2. Beep, beep, bee– I slammed the snooze button on the alarm clock.
